It's not that I'm jealous of Heidi Klum. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I'm jealous of Heidi Klum. After 28 kids or whatever she still looks like a goddess. Most of us with oodles of kids can't find time to paint our toenails yet she manages in this gold minidress to look like she's never been puked on or kept up all night by a feverish child.


