Worst Fashion Trends of 2006

When it was just Paris Hilton prancing around in teeny-minis carrying an accessory/dog and living out her mantra of "Don't be boring," we could deal with it. But now that Paris has formed a bimbo posse with Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, the three party girl friends have a corner on the youth fashion market (which must have panty manufacturers quaking in their shoes). If fellow fake-baker Jessica Simpson joins Paris' cult of fabulosity, we're all doomed.